funny questions

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom?

Why is the guy handling your money called a "broker"? Is that a sign?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?